The Das Doesn't Suck Guarantee! What is it exactly?!

Das Doesn't Suck Guarantee!

Well it's where we put our money where our mouth is! We realize sometimes that you just don't know if a product is going to suck until you get it. It can be a game, movie, accessory or just about anything. And because here at Das Cheap we first hand taste ( yes, we get hungry), touch, play-with and give a real once over to a product when offering it for sale (at a rediculously low price of course!) we every so often come across something that makes us filled with warm gushy joy to offer it you you! Because we feel so strongly about these product(s) we have developed the "DAS DOESN'T SUCK GUARANTEE"

This is what you get when we label a product "DAS DOESN'T SUCK"

- A Kick-Ass Warranty!

- A hands-on review by some industry standard review professionals

- And best of all... FULL Refund of the purchase price credited as a instant or future purchase credit to your DasCheap Account!

Meaning if after the 14 days from the time of receipt and you just really don't like it (but we hope you will because we gave it our seal of approval!) then we will credit back the full purchase price* for you despite whether the item went down in price, your girlfriend broke up with you or you beat the game in less than a week!

Now that's a Guarantee that Does Not Suck!

Please note* "Das Doesn't Suck" Guarantee only applies to products showing the Das Doesn't suck seal (--show a small version of it here) and is only valid on a purchase credit with Das Cheap! Credit can be used on any tangible product (not valid for downloads) and must be requested no later than 14 days from the time of receipt of package! NO EXCEPTIONS!! An RA must be requested and issued, and item must be in saleable condition. Meaning no missing pieces or extremely damaged packaging. Refund merchandise credit will be issued once returned merchandise is received and checked at Das Cheap facility. Credit issued WILL NOT include return shipping fees, so we suggest sending it back the most inexpensive method (We reccomend ground service). This guarantee is ALSO available for international customers but once again *shipping is not refundable. Das Cheap has sole discretion and judgement if "Das Doesn't Suck" Guarantee item return meets the requirements for the program. (This means we scrutinize every return for funny business!) Credit is good for lifetime of DasCheap account and is not transferrable nor redeemable for any cash value once account is closed.